Top 10 Signs That Your Doctor is Attracted to You
10 - When you start to undress he says "Wait…let me put on some music".
9 - When he's finished examining you, he says "So…can I see you again?"
8 - He pre-warms his stethoscope.
7 - He keeps talking about how good you treat him, and how you're not a jerk like his previous patient.
6 - When you say "I guess you want me to turn my head and cough now" he replies "No…why do you ask?"
5 - He snickers every time he says "I want to give you an injection."
4 - The examination table has silk sheets.
3 - When you show up, he gives the nurse ten bucks and tells her to go see a movie.
2 - He asks you if you think his lab coat makes him look fat.
1- When he begins your prostate exam, you feel two hands on your shoulders.
